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National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time
National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

Rod Stewart wasted 

Drinkin mountain dew while blasting some Rod Stewart.
Dude, were getting Rod Stewart wasted tonight.
Rod Stewart wasted by Rodstewart92 January 23, 2011

white boy wasted

the highest level of being fucked up. done mostly by white teenage kids with alcohol and/or other drugs.
dam nigga i never been this fucked up, we straight white boy wasted!
white boy wasted by lukelukecrunkkk September 25, 2009

Slave Wasted 

Getting hammered as fuck. Beyond blacked out, requires liquor of extremely high proof or countless beers. Originally coined by the hard-drinking Flagstaffrican slaves of the Arizona territories.
Person 1: Hey, you down to drink tonight?

Person 2: Yeah man, let's get fucking slave wasted!!
Slave Wasted by Salty Sailor Seaman September 10, 2011

Wiese-wasted 

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.
Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys
Wiese-wasted by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014

slick wasted

1. the act of being piss drunk
2. being hammered for no reason
slick wasted by muddysheets365 June 12, 2011