walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.

shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.

by jocko July 19, 2004

Walking Farts

People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart

Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!

by Mother Farker Chinese Dentist May 14, 2006

Walking the Brain

To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.

The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.

Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.

Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.

by JonnyPye November 13, 2009

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 24, 2005

Walking Felony

A girl that is sooo hot, that it's a crime, or should be!

i walked up to her and told her that she was a walking felony, becase she was so hot it was a crime

by cheap_trick_rick June 30, 2009

Walking Wikipedia

A Walking Wikipedia is someone who appears to have more definitions inside them than the famous online dictionary. They will bring up nuggets of amazing information, usually totally irrelevant to the conversation and totally pointless. They are generally admired by people for their knowledge of pointless facts.

Guy 1: 'So did we have any English homework?'
Guy 2: 'I think so, yeah'
Guy 3: 'Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?'
Guy 1: 'Alright you walking wikipedia, thank you but i'm a little busy right now'

by Galactrix93 November 6, 2009

walking dildo

Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"

the opposite of good dick.

Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...

by D.Praved January 30, 2010