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ViagraVated

A condition that occurs mainly among 40-50 something year old women who have had enough of their 50-60 something year old husbands prescription for Erectile Deficiency medication ...

This condition can apply to women of all ages and social positions, mistresses,strippers, secretaries, hookers/escorts ...
Stella: Wow Ethel your husband can hardly keep his hands off you since he got his "Instant-Boner Happy-time Medication" for E.D.

Ethel: Yeah and I am so over it, he may have the urges of a 22 year old soccer boy but they're locked up in the flabby 64 year old body of an outta shape accountant ... I am totally VIAGRAVATED !
by damagicman63 May 30, 2010
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viagra

the awesome blue pill that gives guys with erectile dysfunction an erection
viagra is something my ex boyfriend should be taking because he clearly has an erectile dysfunction...fuckin loser!
by SexyBiatch14 January 20, 2009
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Viagravation

Frustration caused by the inability to get an erection after taking a dose of Viagra.
He's suffering from viagravation because he still can't get it up, even though he took a dose of Viagra.
by Monkdunker November 24, 2003
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viagra

Ben takes viagra because he has erectile dysfunction.
by J_H_ December 25, 2007
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Viagra Falls

Droopage due to a major emotional trauma, such as almost crashing one's pathetic mid-life Harley, having a 22 year old girl laugh at your naked body/"erection," being caught in bed with the babysitter by your wife, losing the mid-term election.

An excellent title for a Country & Western Song.
"Debbie actually pointed when she was laughing at your dick?
Viagra Falls !"

"Man, when my wife caught me in bed with Debbie, it was Viagra Falls."

"It was an un-romantic visit to Viagra Falls for Senator Specter when he posted 37% at the polls Tuesday."

"That was Willie Nelson's new song, Viagra Falls."
by RevDrDK November 17, 2009
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viagra-needer

Someone who can't get the penis erect.
Tom is a viagra-needer in the bed.
by Bobbie Brownie March 16, 2008
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Viagra Remorse

Viagra Remorse: When you take a Viagra in hopes of having hot sex, and a minute later something gets in the way (boyfriend, lover, room mate, relatives, work, ugly mis-matched-craigslist tricks, or you) that ruins; either intentional or unintentionaly , bumpin’ uglies. Then you have a boner for the evening and can’t/won’t do anything to relieve oneself. Then getting mad at wasting your last black market pill on such a undertaking.
A: Hey baby, I just popped my last little blue daddies’ lil’helper, so you are in trouble when you get here!

B: Didn’t you get my text? I told you that I had to get my boil lanced and she gave me something for that yeast infection.

A: Um...rigghhht, listen I think Im gonna sit this one out. (Sigh, Viagra Remorse again)

C: {libido} (sigh)
by gretel666 July 20, 2010
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