A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.
by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009
Get the Verbal Roofiemug. Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
by Great Grammar August 30, 2021
Get the Verbal Broccolimug. You can use the Verbal diarrhoea to describe a string of words which form a sentence that are so stupid, so idiotic and so god awful it is like someone has spewed diarrhoea from their mouth and the sounds that the diarrhoea has made from hitting the floor has created those awful words.
(Unintelligible babbling because she thinks she can sing)
can you stop the erratic and nonsensical words that are spewing oot yer mooth!!!
No!!!
You’re so called singing sounds like verbal diarrhoea!! You idiot!!
Miss!!! He just called me an IDIOT!!!!
But you’ve spewed verbal diarrhoea on my shirt ya eejit!!!
can you stop the erratic and nonsensical words that are spewing oot yer mooth!!!
No!!!
You’re so called singing sounds like verbal diarrhoea!! You idiot!!
Miss!!! He just called me an IDIOT!!!!
But you’ve spewed verbal diarrhoea on my shirt ya eejit!!!
by Ilikedogsbuticanteatawhole1 October 29, 2019
Get the Verbal Diarrhoeamug. by RichardN October 9, 2013
Get the Verbal Diarrhoeamug. When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
by Unicorn86 April 20, 2010
Get the Verbal CVmug. Verbal Machinegun: The act of a person talking so much and so fast, its like being hit with words spat forth from a machinegun.
Bob: "So there I was, I was like, oh my god, that chick is so hot I just wanted to do here you know? I can't believe how hot she is, do you think she'll do me? I mean if I buy her enough drinks she might but who really knows if she will or not because women are-"
Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"
Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"
by odeg October 20, 2009
Get the Verbal Machinegunmug. When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.
I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::
(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
Third Party lending aid:::
(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013
Get the verbal handiesmug.