verbal release therapy

The therapeutic use of profuckingfanity (as invented and mastered by Mental Health Verbal Release Therapy). Based on the philosophy that one's ability to *verbally release frustrations may help to keep them out of jail...or, at the very least, make them feel less "stabby" towards others.

*profanity absofuckinglutely required

I wanted to kick that twatwaffling skankaroni right in the taco, but I used verbal release therapy instead. Now I can spend my unused bail money on something nice for myself.

Verbal release therapy allows me to tell you what a cuntpletely fucking worthless narcissistic douchelicker you are without incurring a physical assault charge! This shit really fucking works!

The only things keeping me from throat punching you are mental health verbal release therapy and my distain for the color prison orange.

by Betty Humptur February 22, 2014

verbaiche

adj. An eloquent and engaging form of verbosity, breathing life to anything from a simple statement to the tallest of tales. A positive trait that is to be encouraged amongst those who favour using a hundred words when just 10 will do. Effectively, verbose with panache.

The best man's speech was so delightfully verbaiche, he had them rolling in the aisles well into the wee hours

by Graham & Gareth May 13, 2006

verbal feces

A more advanced form of what comes out of the mouth when shit talking. Typically influences the defacing of character while allowing the one talking to remain sophisticated and to save face, instead of degrading himlherself in the process

Sasha's excrement consists of only verbal feces.

by Dabel September 23, 2008

verbal diahreah

It is also known as diahreah of the mouth, its when you open your mouth and the most stupid, asshole like bullshit just keeps pouring out. You just cant stop saying dumb moronic crap and land up making your self look like a complete idiot. This seems to occur all the time at board meetings at work. Usually when a boss has a break through idea, need I say more....

Wow! Mr Wizz has some great ideas to share at the meeting at 2pm, probably just another case of verbal diahreah again...

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

Verbal Updater

Someone who brings up facebook, or twitter status updates in face-to-face conversations.

Hey man, you see my wall-post last night?

Dude, don't be such a verbal updater, keep those things on the web

by runswithwords December 10, 2010

Verbal Fisting

To be demolished through words in a way that produces the physical, emotional and spiritual impact akin to an actual fisting.

I made Carrie cry unintentionally. After she told on me, I received a verbal fisting from my boss.

by Tangie128 October 16, 2012

Verbally Dismantle

To use one's intellect to destroy another in a debate or argument

Ruth Anne verbally dismantled the man who thought Macklemore was in the right to display his "you should have won" text message on social media.

by DAPDAPCOO February 1, 2014