Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.
Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
by JamesSPB July 29, 2024
Get the Vancemug. He's really cute and has an AMAZING Smile that can instantly make you fall in love with him. His personality matches his sensitiveness, and is really considerate and kind, also a dirty mind, lol. I'm also dating him.
by Palmtop_Tiger! January 27, 2022
Get the Vancemug. A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
Get the JD Vancemug. Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.
2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.
Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.
Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.
Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.
Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.
2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.
3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.
4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.
3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.
4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
by Apocalypse69 August 11, 2024
Get the Vancemug. A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere
by jimmy long nutts August 19, 2017
Get the dakota vancemug. When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"
by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024
Get the Doing a Vancemug. by joe995 January 14, 2025
Get the J. D. Vancemug.