Value

1. adds something to work product that cannot be produced by the original author of such work;

2. being acknowledged and appreciated by ones clientele; and

3. earning more money than what one spends.

What does yed even mean? Man they really don't add any value do they?

by Affirmative October 31, 2014

Value

Noun

A special kind of sentiment added to an object after having it rubbed against a man's crotchular region.

Kid: Hey older brother look at my SUPER RARE POKEMON CARD!
Older Brother: *Takes card and rubs against crotch*
Kid: What was that for?
Older Brother: *Hands back card* Just addin' some value.

by dirtyharrybeats January 5, 2011

Value driven content

A very very useful phrase, especially in the context of a business negotiation. Typically, the following issues should be addressed when determining the implementation of value driven content:

- Will it effectively help my readers with their jobs?
- Is it educational and not too self-serving?
- Does it make sense coming from us?
- Can we handle inquiries about this topic?
- Does it solve a problem for our customers?
- Is it something of interest to our customers, given their job position?
- Is the content practical enough to use right away?
- Will this position our company as experts?

When talking about value driven content, your words will have more credibility if you are also a wanker, and like to pull down your pants and bend over for company executives.

Hey, John, I have drawn up a proposal to increase this project's value driven content. Do you want to book a private meeting room to discuss?

by ilovemyjobasacorporate October 18, 2008

valxanax

like xanalium for relaxation. combo of Valium and xanax for the really stressful days

Work was difficult and christmas family get togethers were too much so I decided to have a valxanax.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) December 25, 2009

Value Banger

When a Value Boner turns into sex.

"Dude I got a value boner last night and my girlfriend totally turned it into a value banger!" *props*

by Big Davey B February 25, 2013

Valump

A dance move that is similar to twerking in that it involves jiggling the booty. There is one key difference: it involves two people.

Person 1: Hey wanna valump with me??
Person 2: Of course!! Valumping is my favorite past time!

by Hinkhink February 4, 2015

value-balling

When an individual seeks to find value in every purchase he or she makes, he or she is value-balling

Le Snaks were on sale - $2 for a 6 pack, so I bought eight of them. Value-BALLING!

by QBGuy May 27, 2015