Valentina

A chick with super long hair and dark eyes who keeps rejecting me due to some dipshit who lives all the way in Florida. She has an adorable laugh and I love when she posts cute pictures on her story. Big tits and very into astrology typically her first question to ask anyone is their signs. Hardly texts back though too busy stuck in her head. If you have a Valentina, you should keep her. Even if your just a friend.

Me: V, I think your really pretty and i want to take you out on a date

V: Sorry, I don’t want a relationship right now

Me: Its cuz of your ex isnt it

V: *doesnt respond*

Me: Stop acting like such a valentina

by CanUvexx February 15, 2021

Valentines Day

Just another dumb holiday to make single people feel like second-class citizens.

I HATE Valentines Day. Every year its the same thing, "I'll have someone next year" or maybe "see what next year holds" or "you will have someone real soon." Bla Blaa Bla. Hell, I'm almost 30 and still alone. It all makes me sick.

by [e-mail] January 9, 2008

Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

Valentine

Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website and a classic wordsmith game to give your heart away. *see example*

E =1
L =1
Y = 4
S =1
I =1
A =1
N =1

The "Y" lands on a double letter score.
The "N" lands on a triple word score.
(Check the board... All the way on the right side, halfway up. It's legit.)
Plus I used all 7 of my letters. That's 50 bonus points.

Sooo....

ELYSIAN:
A seven letter, 92 point word to describe you.
You are worth every point... and then some.

You know I say everything in a very round about way. Part of my charm? Haha, so I did all of this, just to ask...
Ai Elo, you feel like being my Valentine?

by coined by the moth in me February 12, 2014

valentine's day

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.

oh shit a cop.

by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

Valentines Day

1. The day where people get scammed for over-priced gifts and cards.
2. The day where a realationship begins then ends the next day.
3. The day where the heart-broken have to watch others become pitiful zombies and think how ridiculous this holiday really is.
4. Just another day of the year that was made too much of a deal out of.

I don't really think Valentines Day needs much explination.

by hxcXSarahSpeechlessX August 22, 2008

valentino

a pimp in disguise. women flock to him.he is nice to them all. he can always help a girl in trouble. strong, helpful, masculine,able to fight and extremely kind.

he is such a valentino

by stupid girl 007 September 11, 2010