Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 26, 2023

As the World Turns

The best fucking Eminem song ever!!!!!!!!

Example 1
As the world turns is my favorite track off of The Slim Shady LP

Example 2 (True Story)
Me to my best friend sam: Yo sam, listen to this song I found on that USB my aunt gave me, it is quite possibly the best song of all time
Sam: ok, what is it?
Me: The best fucking song ever *Plays it*
Eminem: It all started when my mother took my bike away cuz I murdered my guinea pig & stuck him in the microwave
Sam: What in the actual muther fuck did I just hear?

by Krak Hed September 9, 2020

Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Body Positive Mr Tumnus

Mr Thaksin, who looks like Mr Tumnus only fat, aka body positive.

Who is that beardy man over there? That's Body Positive Mr Tumnus

by Wodderwick April 15, 2025

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022