to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
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picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.
Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.
by Juselsm January 13, 2012
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turnip for what

Euphemism used to describe a low key but fun event with family and friends where vegetables are served.
I’m going to turnip for what at mom’s house tonight.
by Luz@3leches September 24, 2018
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Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom
by Bowagek February 04, 2021
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Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling
Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip
by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 05, 2016
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pink turnips

I love to eat pink turnips
by Getbigpussy March 30, 2011
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You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022
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