turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk

i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk

by dirtio January 30, 2010

Turban tally

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.

''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''

by C.Leggs August 24, 2009

Turban Stuffer

A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.

Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!

Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer

by Matt February 05, 2004

urban turban

Any turban that someone decided would look better with a du rag on top of it.

"Wow, I never knew people actually wore urban turbans. Now his head looks like a wedge.

by Violaceous August 06, 2006

Curry Turban

Taking a crap in a swirling pattern on a females head during a sexual encounter to represent a traditional headdress.

"What's up guys. Totally curry turban'd this girl last night!" said Kishan while raising his hand for a high five.

(friends walk away)

by thewinningsheen July 26, 2011

Wet Turban

Sweaty shirt wrapped around a persons head

Wet Turban is When you are done playing football and you have a sweaty shirt, you smack it across you friends face so it wraps around his head then he gets a mouthful of sweat.

by Tyler The Wall October 15, 2008

urban turban

Seikh who lives in the city.

Hoodie) Yo ma nizzle hows it hanging bro?
Gangsta) Yo mutha fucka it's hanging bad there's a new gang in town... The urban turbans and they wear shit hats.
Hoodie) YO BWOY U SPEKIN' DA TRUTH BRUDDA?
Gangsta) Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

by Hakim Sanchez February 05, 2003