Tumbleweed

When “Rusty” of the Nelson platform tells a joke and tumbleweed from the old west rolls on by at the lack of funniness

Your patter is like tumbleweed

by Northseatiger February 16, 2023

Midwest Tumbleweed

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.

What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.

by blackstardust December 31, 2023

Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.

I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. She’s gifted, best blow job I ever had.

by mrforde December 31, 2023

TumbleWeed

The Alabama version of a family tree

Brother: hey sis I need to tell you something
Sister: yeah what is it dad
Brother: Our TumbleWeed is expecting another member
Sister: who?
Brother: We’re adopting your grandmother

by NateBoi1107 October 30, 2019

tumbleweed

One who doesn't have a permanent residency.

Friend: Did Steve turn in his census paperwork?

Me: Are you kidding? He is such a tumbleweed, he doesn't even have an address to get junk mail.

by Pundummy July 20, 2021

Carolina Tumbleweed

When a unsecured load of household trash,beer cans, yard waste or scrap metal proceeds to leave your vehicle faster than said vehicle is traveling and leaving behind a chaotic array of said items.

I was on on highway 40 headed to the beach and saw a Carolina Tumbleweed cause a 20 car pile- up!

by Short on cash February 19, 2021

Alabama tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot

Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there

by Cucc1Mane March 25, 2021