tumbleweed

Someone who walks around, typically in a work environment, and is absolutely clueless. An airhead.

Larry just walks around like a fuckin' tumbleweed, bumping into people and does nothing else all damn day!

by IJustWantARaccoon October 7, 2016

Tumbleweed

A person who sucks so horribly that when he walks into the bar everyone else leaves immediately.

Person 1: Hey, where'd everyone go?

Person 2: oh you didnt hear? John came by, he's a total fucking tumbleweed and everyone left.

by Heybeerman October 22, 2017

tumbleweed

Any person from California moving to any other area to make it more like California.

Austin has been ruined by this wave of Tumbleweeds rolling in from California.
Yeah, this place used to be cool and unique. Now it's just a Tumbleweed trap.

by paculler November 30, 2020

Alabama tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot

Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there

by Cucc1Mane March 25, 2021

Tumbleweed

It is a sage which contained Keanu Reeves. His smile is breathtaking.

1 : Have you ever seen The SpongeBob Movie?
2: Oh John Wich in tumbleweed?That shit sucks.
1: Shut the fuck up mf.He's breathtaking

by Keanu Reeves Boomer November 15, 2019

Bangkok Tumbleweed

When performing sexual intercourse with a transgender partner, the Bangkok Tumbleweed is executed by aggressively ripping the partners pubic hair out, rolling it into a ball and stuffing it deep inside their throat.

Somsak: "I was fucking him/her/it last night real good but I had to spice things up."
Prasoet: "So what'd you do?"
Somsak: "I gave him/her/it a wild Bangkok Tumbleweed"

by smurphas May 21, 2023

Tumbleweed

character featured in every single cowboy movie. Always acts as the hype man during battle sequences to build up tension

when that tumbleweed rolled across the screen i knew shit would get real

by jiminycricketurmom June 14, 2022