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Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
by MiBest March 29, 2021
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Gravy Tugboat

Ask your waitress "Yo can I get a gravy tugboat?"
by G-strangy April 3, 2024
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Tugboat

1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.
"Okay, see ya guys, I'm going for a tugboat"
"My shit turned into a tugboat"
by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015
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Alaskan Tugboat

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.
by JaKobraKai June 5, 2021
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Tijuana Tugboat

The act of inserting anal beads into your partner's rectal cavity and getting into a pool or some body of water. The partner without the anal beads inside them then holds on the beads and 'tugboats' the person around the body of water by wading through the water.
She said she wanted to try something new, so i suggested the Tijuana Tugboat. It was pretty fun but the pool got gross.
by bigspence February 9, 2021
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Mexican Tugboat

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014
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norwegian tugboat

When you insert your penis into a woman's anal Cavity and then the women clenches her anal sphincter thus rendering the males penis stuck and begins to tug agressivly. Causing a male orgasm.
It was amazing, lastnight my girlfriend gave me a norwegian tugboat
by 69ing chipmunk April 18, 2018
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