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Tennessee Toddy

Noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray Cub Scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.

So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."
...We went to a place called Everybody’s/
There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/
The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/
Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.

She was long and lean like a green string bean....

--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)
by Nelly Scratch December 17, 2006
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The Teddy

It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.
I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.
by barnyard1 March 5, 2011
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Teddy Steamer

Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.
If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.
by Lscott August 20, 2011
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big tiddy goth gf

A female belonging to the goth subculture who has large mammaries. She is also in a romantic and/or sexual relationship with somebody.

Also see: big titty goth gf
Me: I want a big tiddy goth gf who has big tiddies and is also a goth ♡
by Re:Renn April 1, 2019
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Teddy Bear

Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.

Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.

A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
He takes comfort in holding his teddy bear and hearing her heart beat at night.
by GameGoddess777 December 2, 2010
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Vermont Teddy Bear

A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.
Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.
by Thudder March 1, 2013
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Teddy

A guy who'll eat anything, even a sponge.
Teddy: "Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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