Let the turtles free 

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)

Let the turtles free by rockstarTurtle December 30, 2013

May all yer turtles hae' three heids 

This is a traditional Scottish saying in rural Stirlingshire which means as it sounds in English 'May your turtles have 3 heads'. It is a phrase typically used by those who aim to wish a person a deep sleep. It is unclear of the origins of the phrase, especially as there are no wild turtles in Scotland and Stirlingshire has no coast, however it may have originated when Scotland was a driving force of the commonwealth.

"I'm aff tae bed now, cheery ho"
"Aright then, May all yer turles hae' three heids"
"Thanks pal, and yae tae"

May all yer turtles hae' three heids

May all yer turtles hae' three heids by Ayeknowaboutscotland July 26, 2014

blastin snow turtles 

Doing lines of YAY or cocaine.

Friend: what are you doing?

ME: I'm blastin snow turtles.

blastin snow turtles by DerDreD May 8, 2019

I LIKE TURTLES 

I FKN LOVE TURTLES DUDE MY NAMES TURTLES KID AND GUESS WHAT, I LIKE TURTLES AHHHH

Kid1- hello how are you today

Kid2- I LIKE TURTLES

I LIKE TURTLES by ImAshy April 2, 2021

What The Flying Turtles 

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

What The Flying Turtles by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 6, 2022

Kissing Turtles 

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes

I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.

Kissing Turtles by lixisquid January 1, 2015

I like turtles 

No you dont -__-

"I like turtles" :D

"Fuck you" -__-

I like turtles by TheflyinHawaiian03 April 1, 2011