trolleys

underwear

she dropped her trolleys and her minge stank of kippers!!!!

by kryton August 18, 2003

Trolex

A generic watch that a person is trying to pass off as a Rolex.

"Hey man, check out Frank's new watch. It's a Rolex!"

"Nah dude. That's just a Trolex."

by scarletcamel March 16, 2012

Shopping Trolley

A car, usually a falling to pieces hatchback that's older than the owner, with ridiculously excessive rear spoiler stuck on it,amongst other things, making it resemble Tesco's finest. Almost exclusively driven by those of the ned persuasion, at high speeds (till it inevitably breaks down or crashes) and with some form of trance house music on, preferably with the windows rolled down to share said music with the public at large. People driving them think they look the shit, but in reality would have as much sophistication and subtlety if they were wheeled around in an actual shopping trolley.

Not only is he driving a shopping trolley, but he's chosen to respray it neon orange... And he's a 35 year old man wearing glasses and high waisted jeans... he thinks he's cool bless...

by Abbey-Sara May 25, 2008

Monterey Trumpet Trolley

A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.

"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"

by Merrstacks September 6, 2007

trolled

Anyone who fails to recognize a troll and responds to it with anger or annoyance is said to have been "trolled". Being trolled often results in large quantities of butthurt.

*On an online forum*
Guy 1: You internet geeks are pathetic! I can bench 300lbs and have a banging hot girlfriend. (She just blew me, shit was SO cash.)
Guy 2: You think you're so much better than us? FOAD, internet tough guy!

Guy 3: lol! You got trolled!

by y=mx+b January 17, 2009

torque my tootles

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

by Dean Clower August 25, 2006

trolley rage

severe anger in travelers (using trolleys), caused by their near, serious and/or fatal collisions with onlookers, lazy walkers, and untethered children, whilst racing to and from check-in counters to make a flight/train/bus on time.

"That kind of trolley rage can kill someone!" or "My doctor prescribed me Zoloft to calm my trolley rage, after I almost bulldozed this guy who was typing a message on his blackberry in the middle of the entrance to the departure gates"

by Night Sally March 9, 2009