Dr. Tophat

A shitty channel with no good content

Have you seen Dr. Tophat? His content is the fucking worst

by Dr. Tophat September 14, 2020

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

Tophat

A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!

"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"

by Furreh hugs June 2, 2009

English Tophat

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.

Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.

by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006

mississippi tophat

n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.

The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.

by willie nille July 26, 2006

TopHatBlox

TopHatBlox is the best and most awesome Roblox youtuber you should 100% subscribe to him right now or you don't get any cookies also Ville smells bad. ew

This TopHatBlox guy is better than ProductiveMrDuck

by BobberLover January 21, 2019

Lebanese Tophat

The sexual act of donning genitals atop the head ie. like a tophat.

James: How was that chick last night man?
Jerry: Fine but a little awkward, she wanted a Lebanese tophat!
James: Well did you give it to her?
Jerry: !!!!!!!!!

by awkwardturtles June 23, 2011