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a tool consist of these basic and major materials: G Shock watch.jordans on when they prob dont even play basketball. some high socks... they prefer Nike socks. a snapback of a random team(prob cant name a player on the team). cross necklace or some type of neck jewelry. nice haircut (either a fade or a brooklyn ) with studs on each ear.streetbike.a t-shirt that says something retarded or basketball jersey.dont forget the tan. And the attitude of a douche bag........new jersey
tool 1-"what up brah.. did you go to that bangar last night"

tool2 -"brah so shes hot i wanna pork her with my pipe hellz yeahs"
by Kingkonga August 21, 2011
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Most likely, anybody that either is in school for business or already has their BBA and/or MBA. They didn't go to school for intellect, but simply to learn how to make a lot of money. Usually, they're the Abercrombie kids/Hollister children. They'll succumb ethics for money and will nod their heads to corporations like obedient dogs when told to do something if it means more money for them in the end. They're like...well...tools.
Since Sara got a higher position in HR, she's become a real tool.
by LoraJ April 11, 2006
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A person which, when under pressure, says stupid things, and when mocked, cannot defend themselves.
"Kellett, shoot back you complete tool, Charlie's killing you!"
by Simon LeBon January 6, 2007
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Michael David Wilson, of Oak Lawn Illinois / Carbondale, Illinois
is in denial that he is one.
tool can also be described as a douche bag, fag, man whore.
or it can also be a saw or hammer or screw driver.
Michael David Wilson, you are being such a tool.
by Danielle Quarles. October 18, 2008
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A person that thinks of him or herself as cool but in reality is totally lame.
"Did you see that dude with the popped collar? What a tool!"
by mrhazel44 September 4, 2006
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An individual who continuously defines and/or calls someone a tool in denial that they are indeed themselves a tool.

IE: The reason Urban Dictionary has over 27 pages of the definition for tool
Person A: Wow that guy is such a frickin' tool, man!
Person B: Do you even know what a tool is?
Person A: I dunno, some lame ass punk?
by CoffeeCore August 27, 2008
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someone who try's to hard, pretends to b someone else, lets ppl use them, is a complet fuck wit, doesn't relise that ppl dont actually like him, so screwed up in the head that there is so much more that could b typed but cbf n doesn't deserve the time
andrew. L or aka
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Tool from boronia
by on behalf of everyone :P October 16, 2008
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