Big Russian x-large dude with small balls and a fat booty. Very hairy back and butt. Likes to sit on the toilet for hours.
Tony is so thick
by Alakhmad January 4, 2020
Get the Tony mug.That one rich kid who never trades with you at lunch times for food. He always flexes the amount of money you have and will only ever buy your food off you using money and not by trading food. He always brings other foods to school as well to try and sell it for profit and proves himself to be a master scammer. This kid always acts cool but if you talk to him enough he reveals his secrets such as watching porn and masturbating while standing for 15 minutes.
Jerold: Hey Tony ill trade my sandwich foor those noodles you have
Tony: Na boi ill just buy the sandwich off you for $2
Tony: Na boi ill just buy the sandwich off you for $2
by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018
Get the Tony mug.He is a boy who is always trying to brag about him self. Tony is not humble and he is always distracted with a game.
Tony is not humble.
by Viral_DestructionZ June 13, 2018
Get the Tony mug.An adjective to describe a situation in which you have made a foolish error in speaking that even a five year old would chortle at.
"Hey guys my basement has insulin in the walls."
"You mean insulation?"
"Oh yeah...that."
"LAWLL you just pulled a Tony.
"You mean insulation?"
"Oh yeah...that."
"LAWLL you just pulled a Tony.
by awesomesauce99999 May 10, 2011
Get the Tony mug.A commonly used Ulster Slang name for a male who is often inaccuratly accused of having an extremely small penis. In reality, a Tony is someone who is unable to become erect, or get wood regardless of stimulation or even with viagra, thus giving the impression that it is a permanetly small penis.
Girlfriend: Are you going to put it in yet?
Tony: ...it is in.
Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.
Tony: ...it is in.
Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.
by sasaraiharmonia October 30, 2008
Get the Tony mug.One badass motha fucka usaully mexican. The Itailien "tony" is dirty wears wife beaters and smells like garlic. The mexican "tony" is well a Kickass Funny kid thats good at sports.
by badass783284723 June 12, 2009
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