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Tony

The smartest dude around. Great person, great boyfriend, great all round. He is every man’s man crush and every girl’s regular crush. There’s nothing he’s bad at. We love you Tony.
Guy 1 - Do you know who Tony is?
Guy 2 - You mean the greatest person ever?
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Tony

Attracts psychotic women
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Tony

A dainty princess that enjoys skipping and prancing in meadows. Professional ponytail braider. Often found at tea parties. Loves long walks on short piers. Drinks frozen, fruity beverages and a nice shot of beer. Cannot pronounce Django .
Every little girl loves to dress up like Tony and wear a tiara and fairy wings
by Tonytheflower September 21, 2015
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An adjective to describe a situation in which you have made a foolish error in speaking that even a five year old would chortle at.
"Hey guys my basement has insulin in the walls."
"You mean insulation?"
"Oh yeah...that."
"LAWLL you just pulled a Tony.
by awesomesauce99999 May 10, 2011
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Tony

A commonly used Ulster Slang name for a male who is often inaccuratly accused of having an extremely small penis. In reality, a Tony is someone who is unable to become erect, or get wood regardless of stimulation or even with viagra, thus giving the impression that it is a permanetly small penis.
Girlfriend: Are you going to put it in yet?

Tony: ...it is in.

Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.
by sasaraiharmonia October 30, 2008
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One badass motha fucka usaully mexican. The Itailien "tony" is dirty wears wife beaters and smells like garlic. The mexican "tony" is well a Kickass Funny kid thats good at sports.
by badass783284723 June 12, 2009
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