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meat toothbrush

To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.
by Nipflicker January 15, 2009
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Russian Toother

When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth
Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
by 55bears February 10, 2015
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Hot Tooth

A stupid Irish way to describe you have a painful tooth.
Top O' the Mornin' to Ya Lass, I seem to be in a bit of a wee shillelagh with a hot tooth
by toddles9 May 16, 2018
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Electric toothbrush

The tool used for masturbation whenever you are not able to buy a vibrator. Mainly used by teenagers.
"I use my electric toothbrush three times a day!"
by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022
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doo doo tooth

brown or discolored front teeth..
rotting teeth
dude, did you see bobby he has a nasty
doo doo tooth.

AKA. D.D.T
by Silkworm423 February 28, 2009
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Electric toothbrush

What I just used to give myself the best orgasm in the world.
When I put my electric toothbrush on my clit, it feels damn skippy.
by Toothbrushmaniac June 29, 2009
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Toothless Bearded Hag

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008
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