story interruptor one-upper adder-toer

A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.

I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!

by krriley January 28, 2010

Brian May Tone

The beautiful, searing and singing tone with which Brian May has carved out a career as guitarist for Queen and a great songwriter in his own right.

Achieved by using his custom, handcrafted Red Special instrument which was made from an old Victorian oak fireplace augmented with rosewood (for the fret board) and mahogany. This is then fed into a Treble Booster (usually a modern one made by Greg Fryer) pedal, which is amplified by either the Deacy amp or three VOX AC30s with other effects such as delay and flanger added.

Many players can buy equivelant replicas of the equipment Brian May uses, but very few players can play guitar with the same style and brilliance as the man himself.

Almost any Queen song has a good example of Brian May tone, but the crowning moment of awesome has to be all his parts on Bohemian Rhapsody, especially the first solo where the guitar sounds like it is weeping and wailing.

by SpoonCabal October 18, 2008

Toneal

A very attractive person. She is hot like a big mug of tea.. or the sun.

This cup of noodles is almost as hot as toneal!

by afoxyperson May 29, 2011

Tone-er

Tone-er; noun; An erection sustained upon the hearing of auditory guitar tone wonder (i.e Neal Schon, Lincoln Brewster, David Gilmour, Shawn Lane, Eric Johnson, Andy Wood, Blues Saraceno, Phil Collen, etc.). Exclusive to guitar players who actually know what the fuck is up.

Ex: "Dude, I was listening to some Steve Perry solo work in math the other day, Lincoln Brewster's solo on "You Better Wait" totally gave me a tone-er, and I was sitting next to that hot Russian chick." "Ouch, at least you weren't listening to Metallica."

by kipwingerhassexappeal November 20, 2011

tobermore

This is a wee loyalist town in county Londonderry with two brilliant shops and a wee proddy bar on the corner! It also boasts a reasonably good football team: Tobermore United

I went out for a drink in Tobermore last night

by Maud the prod December 7, 2014

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016

tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it

person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"

by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023