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Tommn'

The act of making up bullshit, then trying to make everyone believe it, and then getting caught, by some coon.
Blake: "Dawg, i was bangen this hot chick last night right.."
Mikey: "Dawg, quit tommn' me..we all know it was Derek..."
Blake: "Alright you caught me. At least he was loosey goosey on my poosey."
by Cummy McCumlvr January 30, 2008
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Tommy

He is usually a great person, attractive and to die for. He is just amazing and everyone loves him. He has girls around him all the time just because he is just amazing. Everyone loves him. He makes you feel better when your down and he will talk to you about anything. He is very understanding and very over prospective.
Tommy is amazing and all mine.
by That Mexican Chick September 20, 2012
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Tommy Rawless

"Tommy Rawless" is a form of sex performed by a male. This sexual act is performed by using no condom and having no regard for his or her well being. The male often will regret the decision afterwards and will add more stress to his life. When a male has sex with a married women who has kids with no condom that male will be named "Tommy Rawless". When this form of sexual act is perform that male can be named "Tommy Rawless" or that form of action can be used as a verb in which case the word can be conjugated as "Tommy Raw-in".
This name was form by giving a bro name such as "Tommy" then given the nature of no Condom "Raw" and no regard for the consequences "Lawless"
Tom meets an old friend and has drinks with her. This girl was his first kiss and he hasnt seen her in 10 years. After a couple drinks Tom discovers this girl has 5 kids and is married. After a couple more drinks they decide to have sex in a car. Despite the girl being married and her having 5 kids sitting at home Tom decides to "Go for it". With no condom and no regard for what the consequences will be later, Tom gets laid. Tommy Rawless
by Mr. Mistakes August 23, 2011
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tommorning

Pronunciation:
\təm-ˈmȯr-niŋ\
Etymology:
Middle English to morgen, from Old English tō morgen, from tō to + morgen morrow, morning — more at morn
Date:
11:45AM April 13, 2009

Definition:
1. ADV. on or for the morning after today
2. N. the morning after today
J1000 (11:45:06 AM): when i got home i realized i wasnt ready for my mt
B1 (11:45:18 AM): lol
B1 (11:45:19 AM): when is it
J1000 (11:45:44 AM): tommorning
by kpmandookid April 16, 2009
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Tommy Squeaker

An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.
"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"

"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"
by They call me The Seeker September 1, 2010
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tommie network

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"
Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."
by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020
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Tommy Johnson

A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.
Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021
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