tomahawk

The act of continuously thumping your erect penis onto the top of a womans head and/or across her forehead.

Jill was on her knees, so I tomahawked her a few times.

by ben187 November 15, 2004

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Not today, Fred

A motto used by protesters who oppose Fred Phelps

Two days after the September 11th attacks, a 19-year old man stood on the street corner facing the church holding up a plywood sign that said "Not today, Fred."

by ninjapuppy February 28, 2010

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Tomahawked

The act of being struck in the face repeatedly by a tomahawk. Usually results in pain and/or death.

Ashton Kutcher was Tomahawked and started to bleed profusley. (Family Guy)

by Mike "281-330-8004" Jones June 29, 2006

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suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)

I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017

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toma

spanish word meaning "take it"

if some1 were to get slapped in the face for example you would say "TOMA!"...basically saying "take it in the face"

boy: ur a bitch
girl: *slaps boy*
bystander: TOMA!!

by Ryan May 14, 2005

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not today dude

used when someone asks you to do something you don't have time to do. typically used when you are in the middle of planning a large project, or are otherwise really busy.

1st guy: "can you pick up a sanwich for me?"

2nd guy: "not today dude! I've got shit to do!"

by quebert September 26, 2007

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