by Pretty_bored July 13, 2024
Get the Toddlermug. The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
Get the Measuring Toddlermug. by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
Get the tonsil toddlermug. A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
Get the Toddler Lunchmug. A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022
Get the Toddlermug. 
A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023
Get the Toddlerismmug.