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toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
by Mots247365 December 14, 2012
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Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying
Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying
by Kollando May 8, 2018
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Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.
The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025
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Tablet Toddler

Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“
by Mckj May 4, 2022
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toddlerness

I was weird in my age of toddlerness
by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018
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Toddlerism

A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer
by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023
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