Derping

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

derp

slang for a mixture of Molly, LSD, and a bump of Coke

Hey, Chad at The festival let's get derped up bro.

by ihatewalt November 5, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

Kevin just derping in his video.

by Atka The HUN December 3, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

by thederpmister December 3, 2020

Derpes

A sexually transmitted disease passed from retard to retard.

Dude, I think Marianna has Derpes. She did it with Manuel last night and he's a retard!

by bhumanjib8uh34 May 14, 2010

Derp

a totally ridiculous person who abbreviates all their words and says that they have a ghat. popular sayings are nahnahnahnah and wanna die? Derps tend to live in basking ridge. subjects often say wheres ma ghat? they will also ask for qual rides to chip after prac whichs translates to quality ride to chipotle after practice. a list of common abbreviations are garb = garbage, ridic= ridiculous, imposs= impossible, ment= mental

Ridge Hockey Team, Derp Dan

by nyjets28 January 20, 2011

Derp

Someone who thinks that the joke:
"Why did the witch ride her broom?"
"Because her vaccuum was too heavy!"

is worth laughing about.

That Linda is such a derp for laughing at that joke.

by Courtney_Elizabeth2013 February 27, 2012