Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015

Timmed

When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.

Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!

by Trevortimm June 6, 2022

Tim

He will steal your girl at any bar when you go to the bathroom. He also enjoys participating in 3 or 4 somes.

Ugh tim stole my girl again

by ruler of tims October 9, 2019

Tim

The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.

Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

there he goes, timming the new girl..

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

On tims

To swear something on Timberland’s boots

Jake: on god? Nah I put that on tims

by Ontims September 15, 2020

Tim

100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.

Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.

Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!

by Severusoul January 23, 2021