not your girlie friend or boyfriend, but rather your piece on the side. ya'll just hook it up once in awhile in a non-committed type way.
I just broke up with my girliefriend, but at least I still got my piece on the side. I'll sext her a booty call later.
by nobodyhuhhuh March 28, 2009

An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)
Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.
Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.
Man 1: So, the other day, I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend and after she finished, I showed her some porn and told her what she did wrong.
Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.
Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.
by nakedpeopleeverywhere June 6, 2011

In the U.S. usually used when talking to someone who travels between the U.S. and other parts of the world
by -inster text here- August 18, 2010

by Life of a receptionist May 24, 2018

Vice versa of {side chick}
by Aaliyana September 11, 2016

The act of behaving in a manner abnormal to one's normal decorum, therein suggesting or implying superiority. See condescending.
by Osakwedagr8 August 3, 2009

A Male or Female who engages in all kinds of Sex acts with People who are Married or in a LTR. These Sex Acts take place only during times when the Married or Taken individual has a few minutes to spare. Side-Whores Perform Grimy acts that are usually Quick and Performed in places like, Alleys, hallways, basements, workplace bathrooms ect. And all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few Lunches, and DD Coffee.
A. What the hell is that smell?
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.
Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.
Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.
A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.
Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.
Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.
A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.
by WeAre1 December 3, 2010
