text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

textable

adj. a misspelling of textible.

JSYK, it's "textible", not "textable".

by kadatz May 19, 2010

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where you insert the text

please insert text here,

by Your dumb for searching this September 20, 2017

shoot me a text

Sending a text message.

Hey, just shoot me a text sometime.

by That_One_Lissandra_Main November 14, 2015

closed text

when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation

guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!

by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009

One Word Text

What girls use in a text message to indicate that they are done talking to you. Usually implies that they are unhappy with you.

Classic One Word Texts:

Boy Text: "What's up?"

Girl Text: "Nothing."

Boy Text: "I see. I'm just chilling today"

Girl Text: "K"

Boy text: "Is everything ok?"

Girl Text: "Yep"

by pacothejew September 8, 2011

pocket text

when your phone is in your pocket and accidently sends someone a text

Friend: hey whats "ku?"
Me: oh sorry that was a pocket text

by DAGMARTHEUNSTOPPABLE March 29, 2009