Praveenis' Theorem

Second Part of Praveenis' Theorem:

The Part States:
x = (what do you mean)x?

Usage of the Second Part of the Praveenis' Theorem

Matt: Fuck off
Praveen: What do you mean fuck off?

by king6 December 11, 2010

Theoren

A bastard with no balls. synonym: Pussy

Me: Hey, you should jump off that bridge.
someone: No
Me: Stop being such a Theoren

by sourcreamman November 16, 2022

Goldilocks Theorem

Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.

by mr.failure April 29, 2010

The Coleman Theorem

A very powerful theorem, especially for math, created by Ms. Coleman. It involves complex steps such as flipping to the back of the book, looking up the chapter and problem, then copying down the answer onto your paper.

"Ms. Coleman, how do you do #31?"
"Check the back of the book."

The Coleman Theorem at its finest.

by Marine December 13, 2008

The Joe Rogan Theorem

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.

Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".

by guldan November 11, 2021

theoretical physicist

A sadist who creates impossible equations for experimenters to solve

Theoretical physicists are the one guy in the office who makes an impossible deadline for an impossible task.

by uselesstemporary September 20, 2014

ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.

Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro

by robbert muddafu(|<en drak3 April 9, 2008