An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
by observanthallmate May 25, 2013
Get the secret slobmug. Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
by Disgruntled Dickhead June 12, 2018
Get the Juicy secretmug. by Butter Mike September 15, 2018
Get the peepee secretmug. When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019
Get the secret santa'dmug. This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.
John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
by Crabbinator March 26, 2013
Get the Secret Grapemug. A secret recipe no one is about to no about without a legacy. There are 3 people who know the secret recipe : Kanye West , Bran06, Philip06.
by JMS FANPAGE June 27, 2021
Get the secret recipemug. Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023
Get the Secret Showermug.