what the quan

a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.

Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?

by antant August 22, 2009

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

God save the queen

Not the national Anthem of England, but the entire united kingdom and dependancies like the falklands, Gibraltar etc.

God save the queen, she ain't no human bein'.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

The Quibbler Crew

A discord server inspired by Quibbler.co. It's one of the best places to come to when Quibbler.co turns to shit. The best group of international online friends anyone could have. ❤ ~ Peppa

"Man, I wish I was cool enough to join The Quibbler Crew server..."

by impeppapig June 14, 2016

Ten of the queen's finest

Slang term for ten British pounds
or a ten pound note

It can also be used as a euphemism for sex

'Have you brought the money Chris?'
'Ten of the queen's finest'

'James gave her ten of the queen's finest last night'

'Phwooar I'd give her ten of the queen's finest'

'That will cost you ten of the queen's finest'

by albionist May 12, 2009

The Queen’s Bagel

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

The Quirkster

Sex move in which before cumming, the partner pours a Starbucks latte on the back of the other partner in attempt to be not like other girls.

Partner 1:*moan* aww prepare yourself because I am going to pull off The Quirkster on you
Partner 2: dont use my latte i paid for it with minimum wage money

by NotCoolGuy June 30, 2020