the mayor

A word to describe a person who thinks he is the founder or leader of everything, but in reality, is a seed.

Vivian - Did you see what Gavin just said. He thinks he is the shit.
Henry - Facts kids the mayor.

by whatbro99 January 23, 2020

Mayor of titty city

Andy

Andy is definitely the mayor of titty city.

by AtfBA99 May 18, 2020

Spooptown Mayor

In a group of friends, the mayor of spooptown is the one that doesnt get scared by anyone or anything

woah dude, Jacob is the Real Spooptown Mayor!

by Moonie, the moonpie September 28, 2020

Mayoral Weigh-in

An official event held by the mayor's office of a city to measure the weight of the mayor in the presence of the press gallery while sometimes metaphorically 'weighing-in' on current city issues. The practice originated in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

"At this week's mayoral weigh-in, the mayor lost one pound, and answered questions about the budget."

by Tonian November 7, 2012

Meet The Mayor

Buying or getting weed.

I'll meet the mayor later tonight.

by Steve Eddy August 17, 2012

Mayor of Yappsville

When one talks so much they become the mayor of yappsville.

"Oh brother... I guess we found the mayor of yappsville.

by armymoastaynetzien November 2, 2023

Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024