kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky

Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office

by KookinGang August 3, 2017

shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018

Kook

Someone whos not gnarly

Gabe is such a kook he probably doesn't even know what gnarly is

by TheGnarliestPersonEver August 25, 2018

Kook

A kook is mainly used in the surfing community but also a little in the skating community. A kook is generally someone who is not local to a spot and is hated by locals. A kook is also used to describe a person who poses as a surfer mainly and drops in on people and gets in everybody’s way. A kook is sometimes used as just a fun slang word but when things get heated out in the lineup and someone calls you a kook... watch out!
Looks are strongly hated in the surf community.

Woah man that guy is such a kook!
What’s up kook! Get the fuck outta the lineup before we beat you up!

by Thesurfaholic16 June 2, 2018

Kook

A person who poses to be a local at the beach that they are normally visiting. They piss off the real locals and make complete asses of themselves.

“If this kook doesn’t stop dropping in on my waves I’m going to lose my shit.”

by 69WeenieBoy69 May 21, 2018

Kook

A absolute fuck with zero brain capicty. usly shitting or blowing his dad. usly friends with coopers, and Connors.

Have reputation for raping small children and have fricken asain boi tiny dick.

ur a fuckin kook

by asain dick November 14, 2019

kook

a person loved very much by another

“shut up, you’re such a kook”

by o!h!NO! March 29, 2019