Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.
I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol
by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023
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fumble the bag

This bitch knows how to fumble the bag
by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024
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Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel
by chikikikiki October 28, 2023
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fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.
my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.
by binge drinker to the max May 04, 2011
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Demon fumbles

A man who can suck down a bukkake of 100 men in record breaking 12.3 seconds
by Young Dagger Dck March 16, 2019
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Healthy fumble

A opportunities of life decisions or

Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Its enough to know a healthy fumble happen to the best of us. (Talking to a friend)
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023
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fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 20, 2010
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