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Sabrina Carpenter

OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!
"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"
by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025
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Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.
"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023
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mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023
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Sabrina Carpenter

Timothy: Yo, I saw Sabrina Carpenter in concert and she looks like Barbie..
Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?
by alcopaul August 16, 2023
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Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?
by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022
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Aggie Carpenter Mom

The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".

Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.

Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.

Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M

University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
by ammeKO May 9, 2024
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Sabrina Carpenter

Basic ass bland chicken "singer" who makes sex playlist music for pretentious girls
"Did you listen to Sabrina Carpenter's new single?"
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."
by bluedays500 December 15, 2025
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