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Oliver Barnes

A sick lad that likes koalas. A White kid with a black life. Subscribe to Olly the koala Barnes.
Oliver Barnes goes to school. Learns shit and comes home, plays fortnite.
by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019
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Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.
Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.
by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010
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Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.
You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!
by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019
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Brandon Barnes

Brandon Barnes is a brown-haired, green-eyed caring and loving person. He cares about so many people and is always there for them. He is truly and extraordinary person and anyone is lucky to have him. He is so special and I hope everyone can see how special he is someday if they don't already. He is an amazing bestfriend and boyfriend. Soon he will be an amazing husband and a perfect father someday. I cherish every moment we have together. I love him with all my heart. He is the best thing to ever happen to anyone. Nobody hates Brandon, he is the most like able person out there. He is so friendly and nice to people. He is very athletic and extremely smart and will do amazing things when he is older.
by Heyyyyyy girlllllll November 29, 2013
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go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.
I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.
by Matthais Q. Lorosots January 6, 2006
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Barn fuck

A sexual act of a person sneaking to a barn and having intercourse with a truck slut or even the barn animals.
Caleb and ben snuck out to enjoy a yummy barn fuck
by Urbanbky123456 October 24, 2018
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Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn
by BigJustice April 16, 2009
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