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Houston Astros

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
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Astro Rape

That dude getting raped out of orbit is total astro rape!
by Benjelviet July 29, 2025
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Astro

Astro is an American dog or cat name meant for very interesting and funny dogs, they bark at every thing that annoys them for example a skateboarder a dog/ cat named Astro loves bed and beds and beds AND TREATS!!! If you have a dog or cat and a treat be careful!!!!!
I have a interesting dog named Astro
by :):D:(cookie August 31, 2021
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Astro Girl

A female who is very 420 friendly.
Lucas: she’s always smoking
Gus: yeah she’s an astro girl
by AstroBoe September 26, 2021
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Astro Toilet

The Astro Toilets are an alien race that resemble household toilets, known to be far larger and bigger in scope and power compared to Skibidi Toilets, this is what made them become the new main antagonists.

The Astro Toilets are known to incorporate futuristic technologies, such as various high-tech weaponry and gear, they are also very durable as shown in episodes where common technology and weapons barely damage them, some can even survive having their head cut off.

After G-Toilet's failure to prevent the disinfection of Titan Speakerman, they attempted to assassinate him after an unknown discussion, unaware it was a decoy. After failing to do so due to the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech intervening, they cut ties with the Skibidi Toilets, planning to take over the planet alone without allying to any side.3

Their current goals are to execute G-Toilet (a former Astro Commander) for treason and to take over Earth by destroying both The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets. Though this will be very hard now that The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets have teamed up, they are all currently fighting in The Battle of Asheville. It is currently in Episode 77 and no side has won yet.
Assailant Astro Toilet
Duchess Astro Toilet
Juggernaut Astro Toilet
Detainer Astro Toilet
Carrier Astro Toilet
Mothership Astro Toilet
Destructor Astro Toilet
Impactor Astro Toilet
Interceptor Astro Toilet
Obliterator Astro Toilet
Specialist Astro Toilet
Rocketeer Astro Toilet †
Strider Astro Toilet
Troop Astro Toilet
Scout Astro Toilet †
by YourLocalOGISMHater October 21, 2024
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astros universe

the best server known to man kind. consists of astro, greir, ray, ren, tommy, milo, george, hanna, deathdolls, galaxii, and more.
person 1: OMG is that astros universe the discord server?!?!1!11!

person 2: yea! their amazing omg
by astrolxgy__ August 31, 2021
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astro

astro is the person alive tbh
theyre hot
hot
and very hot
astro is hot
by astro's fan March 28, 2021
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