spongebob

a homosexual male yellow square dude who makes out with a pink starfish. coincidentally this starfish is also male.

spongebob: hey patrick im ready! are you ready? cause im ready!
patrick: OH YEA BABY! im ready! lets go to your place and party all night long with gary! then we can go over and get squidward, and the real fun begins!

by caitlin, cedric, and mike October 16, 2008

SpongeBob

Sponge bath, then a blow job!

Are you ready for your SpongeBob?

by Polly J August 26, 2019

spongebob

A friendly insult, used as a nickname, meaning someone who behaves foolishly, or someone of little intellegence. 2: A yellow cartoon character of little intellegence

Hey, Spongebob!

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

spongebob

A very crappy cartoon that fails at anything approaching hilarity. Also was a much better cartoon/idea when it was called Rocko's Modern Life.

Person 1: Hey, spongebob is kinda like rocko's modern life. Person 2: Yeah except spongebob sucks. Person 2: Yeah, seriously.

by therealpharoah October 5, 2010

spongebob

The Jesus of the 21 century. But more commercial... and gay.

Child: Hey! Jesus is at the movie theater this month! We must go worship!

by God February 18, 2005

spongebob

according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.

u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.

spongebob is the antichrist and theres nothing we can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 1, 2005

Spongebob

A sponge whos name is bob, and his choice of lifestyle is to wear square pants. He lives in a pineapple under the sea, and has many other great frieneds such as a starfish, crab, squid, and a squirll!

Hey did you watch spongebob on nickoloden last night?

yeah i love that show!!

by thecoolguy123 April 18, 2009