Shrek

My daddy. Don't go in his swamp unless you are the lucky kid who gets invited by the lord and savior himself.

I wanna have sex with shrek

by thatissomebullshit!!! May 7, 2018

shrek

bae and daddy
SEXY ASS BEAST

girl 1- omg shrek is so hot
girl 2- i know

by videolubricantoctopusgrandma June 13, 2019

Shrek

Shrek movies determine how good the year is based on how many shrek movies released

Obama is the best president because he has the most shrek movies released in the time he was president

by Succcmytoe December 5, 2018

SHREK

The name I yell during sex.

OH YES, YES, SHREK

by Gang gang man October 30, 2019

Shrek

When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”

1:“Yo I just gave my girl a shrek last night.”

2: “really? Shit, that sounds hot!”

by Hitler the great June 9, 2020

SHREK

SHREK IS THIQQ OMGG 🤤🤤🤤

SHREK

by itsbritneybitchh May 15, 2019

Shrek

God

The children prayed to shrek

by Fat blubber October 16, 2019