Reuben

a name for boys who are gay and have no sense. they have 14 inch dick and penetrate atleast 50 big black women a day and 1 snowbunny a week
Josh: What is a gay name
Ethan: Reuben is a name for gay spaztics
by hdhxbdhdisbs December 16, 2023
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this man is an absolute Chad: usually the tallest boy, brown hair, blue eyes, athletic, and can get any girl he wants. doesn’t care about your opinion.
Reuben is a chad

agreed
by rowanbarkleyxoxo November 23, 2021
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Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.
“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”
by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023
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Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs
by Realdog May 27, 2024
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reuben is a lying and manipulating fuck who has no shame on being a complete whore to every girl he meets because he got "attachement issues". he'll eventually get rid of you as soon as he gets bored of you.
"reuben stop ignoring me, i need love and affection"
REUBEN :"piss off"
by Sparkava June 17, 2024
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Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .
Guy : can I hve a lighter .....

Reuben: I dunno can you .
Guy: Classic reubs
by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 05, 2019
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A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben
"What's that mark on your neck?

"Oh, Reuben got hungry"
"what a cannibal!"
by imgaynowbcofhim:) March 14, 2022
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