Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

Queef

A Pussy Fart.

I was bangin her doggy style and she let out a queef.

by PyRo November 11, 2003

Queef

A quick release of air from the vagina. Resulting in a 'fart'-like sound. (Very funny to call someone)

That queef sounded like a fart.

by Jacob tyo January 13, 2008

queef

From the latin Flatus Vaginalis ie a cunt fart.

As Rex Rimmer pounded her from behind she unleashed a truly prodigious queef thus forcing air up his urethra and inflating his bladder like a football.

by Rex Rimmer August 25, 2003

queef

Don't be embarrassed ladies I love to hear and smell queefs.

The smell of fresh coffee in the morning

by Bozo the Clown February 26, 2005

Queef

When the tiny unicorn inside a vagina sneezes.

*Queef*
Me: Bless that unicorn.

by meep.exe August 4, 2018

queef

the most retarded person you know

that dude's a real queef

by KareemOfChicken June 10, 2022