A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
Get the Randy Newmanmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the Andy Sameverg Andy Samberg Is Minato Uzumaki Y Anna Newman Is Kushian Uzamaki Namikazemug. Pretending you’re a fan of a team after they win a championship, when in reality you’re just a hater of said teams rival.
Look at that guy over the newmaning with that bottle of Don Perignon and Red Sox hat on, wasn’t he a Mets fan just last week?!
by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018
Get the Newmaningmug. Did you see that man who opened up that fucking amazing restaurant down the road? Yeah that’s Newman Larry. He’s my guy.
by onion flake April 13, 2022
Get the Newman Larrymug. by Unknown18181718 May 18, 2021
Get the Jak Newmanmug. Based on the popular uk yoghurt frube in which the popular tag line rip there heads of and suck their guts out was a hit for some time they were small yoghurt pouches with tear off cartoon heads and strawberry yoghurt inside in the Newman’s frube instance refers to a girl with a killer body but an ugly face and in parallel to the frube slogan goes rip her head off and Fuck her guts out the implication being that if she didn’t have that face or head you’d be there .the covert word for using this is frube or Newman frube
Guy 1 : have you seen the as on that girl damn! Guy2: yeah I know but god that face what a newman frube
by Kdog quid June 28, 2019
Get the Newman frubemug. 