a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up
DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick
dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football
o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro
dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football
o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro
by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.
by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"
by 1037464628 September 1, 2023

I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.
by chutneylover August 20, 2010

by breezybree June 30, 2009

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!
Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012
