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Funnel DIck

a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up
DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick

dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football

o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro
by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009
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Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.
He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.
by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016
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funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.
I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.
by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017
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The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"
WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel
by 1037464628 September 1, 2023
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Chutney Funnel

An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.
by chutneylover August 20, 2010
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funnel caker

John: I want to go to a carnivel & get some funnel cake.

Sally: Your such a funnel caker.
by breezybree June 30, 2009
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Crumb-funnel

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012
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