Carter Clyde

A man that beats up homeless people and has a abnormally large penis

Did you hear about Carter Clyde’s penis?

by I’m not Carter November 8, 2020

Clyde

Clyde is a black man who got his girl stolen by Vlad who took her on a walk in the park. His girl (Marian) who he dated in year 7 was stolen by 3 people. Vlad, Ben and Jermone.

Everyone "You you know how clyde likes marian"
Elias "Yea hes a massive neek styl"

by SkylinePenis November 13, 2020

Pull a clyde

When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.

You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!

by Stilltrill February 19, 2021

Clyde

Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.

Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."

by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021

Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…

Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

clyde love

slang for a really short asian guy with a bald spot

person 1- bro he’s such a clyde love!
person 2- he looks like he’d write marleys underground bar..

by pussyqueengirlboss September 28, 2025

Clyde

That online best friend you can't confess to, though you wish to. You talk to him everyday and you make romantic jokes with eachother, and he says he's half serious about it but you don't know if he likes you or not.

Clyde is an amazing guy!

by Not Worth It. January 30, 2025