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Brazen Bull

A particularly nasty torture/execution device.

A hollow bull is cast entirely out of brass with a door on the side. After the condemed was placed inside, the door was closed and a fire was set underneath the bull. This caused the bottom of the bull to become "red-hot" and thus burning/roasting the victim.

The head of the ox was designed with a complex system of tubes and stops so that the prisoner's screams were converted into sounds like the bellowing of an infuriated bull.
Combine the horrors of claustraphobia, suffocation, and burning at the stake, and you have the brazen bull. This is some fucked up shit.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Bull Fisting

Bull Fisting is an extreme sport similar to bull riding, but in which participants shove a fist in a bull's ass and keep it in as long as possible. Points are awarded for time spent inside the bull and arm length inside the bull. there may be variations in which there are two contestants; one riding the bull and the other with his hand in its ass. this sport, similar to bull riding, also employs rodeo clowns, usually midgets that climb inside a bulls ass during intermission.
there was a great show of Bull Fisting at the duluth rodeo in march.
by Duckens April 8, 2010
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bull-dike

An extremely masculine woman who could be mistaken for a man from a distance.
DAMN! I thought that bull-dike was a man!
by snabald July 13, 2003
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young bull

in philly its the word used to describe a male;
can also be cut down to the word bull.
Thats that nukka Rah...thas my young bull.
My young bull Philly and the bull Ben can flow.
by ZahBaby January 19, 2006
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Slapping the Bull

The act of purposely inciting an individual or group to action, often retaliatory, through words or deeds.

In the textbook example of “Slapping the Bull”, the targeted individual or group (aka “The Bull”) will be quietly going about their normal daily routine before being roused to action by the efforts of the person inciting the bull (aka “The Slapper”).

Often the Slappers goal is simply to create some excitement in their otherwise boring day. The excitement can come from fending off the retaliatory response by the Bull, or delighting in watching the Bull unknowingly take out their aroused anger on another innocent party (The Rube) who was set up to take the fall by the Slapper.

The latter case is sometimes referred to as “Bitch Slapping the Bull”, as the Bull is so completely mind fucked by the Slapper that they lash out against the Slappers second target (The Rube), yet another unsuspecting individual or group.
Slapping the Bull:
#1 – The Slapper walks into the Bull’s cube and from behind the Bull’s back tosses an object into a nearby co-workers cube.

#2 – The attacked co-worker responds by throwing the object back into the Bull’s cube knocking over the Bull’s water jug and spilling water all over the Bull’s clothes, keyboard and work papers.

#3 – The Bull is incensed and also now busily trying to mop up the water and save his papers and electronics. Retaliation is only a matter of time.

Bitch Slapping the Bull:

#1 – The Slapper tosses an object vertically in the air such that it lands with a resounding thud on his own desk.

#2 – The Slapper loudly says, “Hey, whoever is throwing stuff, quit it!”

#3 – A few minutes later the Slapper throws the same object from a location close to the Rube’s cube into the Bull’s cube and stealthily creeps back to his desk . It has the intended effect of knocking over the Bull’s water jug and spilling water all over the Bull’s clothes, keyboard and work papers.

#4 – The Bull, now aroused to anger charges over to the Rube’s cube and proceeds to dump a 64oz mug of ice water on the Rube’s head.

#5 – The Rube, now soaking wet, cold and piss-assed mad, grabs a handy bean filled juggling bag and hurls it into the Bull’s unprotected tenders.

#6 – The Slapper feigns shock and surprise while desperately trying to contain their laughter as the Bull and the Rube tear at each other’s throats in battle reminiscent of clash of the titans
by Nkryptr September 24, 2009
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tits on a bull

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
by JP March 11, 2005
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Young Bull

A young bull is a person on the come up or up next.
by venturing December 4, 2019
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