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buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?
As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
by mavros May 1, 2006
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Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.
I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.
by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A cult TV-show (1996-2003). It was probably the start of the vampire-craze which is still ongoing.

The show is not so much about a girl fighting vampires as it is about female empowerment and christianity bashing.

Had an inventive dialogue which, to me, made it fun to watch even though I'm a christian and many villains are symbols of organised religion, such as priests.

The only thing I don't really like is the character Angel, who doesn't develop a well-rounded personality until three seasons in and then disappears from the show into the spin-off "Angel" where he quickly loses said personality and becomes a stereotype superhero á la Swartzenegger.
Caleb is one of the evil priests in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
by sdfghjklijuhygf January 11, 2012
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buffy the vampire slayer

a good instance of something so absurdly and devastatingly overrated that it has it own "academic" "field" of "studies".
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
Buffy the vampire slayer is overrated; let's have Larry Sanders Studies too! I'll bet a hell of a lot more can come out of that show.
by Sheallee December 11, 2008
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.
by G-Union April 12, 2004
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buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her
Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.
by That one guy and me July 12, 2010
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buffing the pickle

That girl is definitely buffing the pickle for me
by some guy with a sandwich April 15, 2014
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