The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024

Astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: The highest you can get.

Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?

Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.

by Bigbirddebelen August 9, 2024

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011

astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017

astronaut style

When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.

You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style

by Dizzycord March 9, 2022

Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017

Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025