red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?

1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough

by eciffoeht December 5, 2012

wither on the vine

if something withers on the vine, it is destroyed very gradually, usually because no one does anything to help or support it.

Plans to create cheap housing for the poor seem doomed to wither on the vine.

by BIG BIRD7 January 23, 2009

Do it for the vine

When someone has a sort of special talent or party trick, and you ask them to do it so you can capture it on camera.

Person 1: I can’t do it right now, man.
Person 2: Come on dude, do it for the vine!

by UpwindLion November 8, 2019

two on the vine

two sets of testicles, 4 nuts in total

"Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine"

by Frank Lathers October 13, 2006

Vineyard Vines

Clothes for douchebags.

Omg is that guy wearing Vineyard Vines? What a douche.

by hippieyogi December 10, 2016

Battery Vine

"Battery Vine" is a short video of a man screaming at poor batteries.

"Battery Vine" goes like this:

AA: AAAH
AAA: AAAAH
AAAA: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Memey God September 13, 2018

vine merchant

A sportsperson whose playing abilities get super hyped because of 6-second vine videos.

"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"

"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"

by twitterbanterffs September 18, 2016