Illegally dumb

When someone’s just the highest level of stupid and dumb.

Person 1: get the dark colored one
Person 2: no! why dose it matter?
Person 1: because it’s the smart thing to do!
Person 2: I’m going to beat the shit out of you!!
Person 1: you’re just illegally dumb!!!!!

by Ponyplayer88 November 29, 2019

illegal downloading

Downloading media (films, shows, games, music etc.) or software off websites for free where it is actually on sale. It is most commonly found off torrent sites such as Mininova. Although, they are found mostly of bittorrent sites, most of them are not aloud and deleted when they are found.the soon possibly defunct "The Pirate Bay" is one of the exceptions to this.

(I personally oppose piracy/illegal downloading but a lot of people surprisingly dont.)

You could get it legally, it will support the artist more than the evil mainstream record company!
Illegal downloading is (insert opinion here)

by Anonywave August 23, 2009

illegal uturn

Pulling a man's genitalia between the legs without warning in order to perform felatio on him from behind. forbidden fruit bowl

My girl pulled an illegal uturn and sucked my junk between my legs.

by TypeOholic September 9, 2011

Illegal fireworks

(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.

(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.

Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!

by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009

doing the illegals

When one has a Scheduled time to do drugs. I.e. Meth, cocaine, etc. Typically in a public bathroom, in a house, or even in public (if he/she is feeling frisky).

Man 1: "hey man! Where are you going?"

Man 2: "oh! It's 4:20!"

Man 1: "so?"

Man 2: "... I'm 'bout to be doing the illegals"

by Boddibingboddiboom July 10, 2016

illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)

Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.

by AlphaDawg79 December 9, 2008

illegal jeans

Skinny jeans are the illegal jeans. No one looks good wearing them, not big hunks, not fit chicks, not slim people. NO ONE!!

Aww what is that sight?!
They're the illegal jeans

by Space invader August 20, 2020