Testosterdrone

A guy who does no work, no job, no hobbies, no personality (probably in love with himself) but still gets WAP for free.

That dude plays video games all day and fucks his insta-girl, what a testosterdrone....

by SodaFountain March 20, 2021

testosteroni

macaroni and cheese spiked with a large amount of physical supplements.

whoa! that girl really improved her basketball game! she mustve been eating some testosteroni

or

1: since when did john grow a beard?
2: he's been eating testosteroni for lunch the last two weeks
1: hmm maybe i should buy a box...

by yougetagoldstar September 16, 2009

testosterony

A woman that has more testosterone than a man. Someone that is very into every single sport you play in gym, and excells at it waayyyyy better than a girl ever should, ever.
Especially when she's way better than the most athletic guy in your grade.

Chanel O'Dell being way better at football than Spencer Duran.
ex: Look, there goes Chanel! "Testosterony"

by Annaxx3 December 12, 2008

testosteronni

It's like this: penis pasta. Imagine a lot cum, in a bowl. It's an edible delight for the entire family. Your kids will love it too!

So it's morning, and your bitch's givin you a morning bj, and she goes, "Baby, what's for breakfast" and you go, "BITCH, TESTOSTERONNI!"

Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.

And she's satisified for breakfast.

by Jouwannaman April 2, 2008

Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

Testosterphobia

n. unreasonable fear of, or gender-based animus or bias towards men.

The media today drip testosterphobia.

by TartanMarine May 8, 2010

Testostardation

Testosterone induced retardation. Most prevalent in teen and early 20 males, though any age is vulnerable.

Your friend is flirting with the most unattractive skanky girl at a party. You approach him and try to get him to leave. He gets angry and says "dude, I'm kinda busy." You say, "wtf? You gotta stop with that testostardation!"

by Jen in IT2 June 30, 2010